Review (Theatrical): STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Short version: if you want to go and have a good time, avert your eyes from this savagely uncompromising review of what played like a child’s model kit—half-assembled, covered in misapplied decals and sticky with goopy globs of airplane glue—of a Star Wars movie. Seriously. Fair warning. Spoilers ahead. If, however, you’re inclined to read exactly how and why […]